http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/-t1.htm Section for Jokes and funny things from life. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:48:56 GMT 10 http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/11/44/05/30/logo10.jpg http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/-t1.htm http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/living-in-2009-t595.htm Tears of Roses You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As ... Lighten Up Section Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:48:56 GMT http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/living-in-2009-t595.htm#1089 http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/living-in-2009-t595.htm http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/joke-t467.htm Poetoflove When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, ... Lighten Up Section Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:46:42 GMT http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/joke-t467.htm#958 http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/joke-t467.htm http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/joke-t468.htm Poetoflove Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered ... Lighten Up Section Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:47:39 GMT http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/joke-t468.htm#959 http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/joke-t468.htm http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/i-m-not-saying-t469.htm Tears of Roses Randy February 01, 2009 11:29 PM Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met ... Lighten Up Section Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:38:02 GMT http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/i-m-not-saying-t469.htm#960 http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/i-m-not-saying-t469.htm http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/wife-vs-husband-t433.htm Tears of Roses WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." Lighten Up Section Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:24:23 GMT http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/wife-vs-husband-t433.htm#886 http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/wife-vs-husband-t433.htm http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/the-mom-funny-t347.htm Tears of Roses Lighten Up Section Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:18:53 GMT http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/the-mom-funny-t347.htm#709 http://whispers.forumotion.com/lighten-up-section-f58/the-mom-funny-t347.htm